Submitted 1 year ago by aesthelete@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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CR (Consumer Reports) - How to eat less plastic (February 2024 edition)
Thought of this community as soon as this issue hit my eyes for the first time last week.
Not “how to stop eating plastic”…just how to eat less…cuz we all have to eat some…for some reason lol.
Maybe the FDA will add it to the food pyramid.
Declare it a vegetable like pizza.
Solid base of plastic
For years I avoided seafood for the microplastics issue, then that study just dropped revealing that it’s in chicken, beef, and plant-based meats too. Fuck me all of us, right?
best not look at the nano & microplastics in bottled water.
cuz we all have to eat some…
That is the unfortunate reality.
Step 1: make sure to choose to be born to rich parents…
(j/k - this is Step 1 to just about every such piece of advice the media tends to give these days:-P)
With world hunger dropping, yes, our food system is the greatest so far.
…and the great news is that if you eat a plate of plastics you’ll remain full forever!
Not true. I'm told I'm eating and drinking multiple helpings of plastic every day and I still get hungry.
Step 1 - Stop eating
Reminds me of that movie with Louis de Funes and the aliens
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The consumer can have a little plastic, as a treat
Igloojoe@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ah. Like having a cheat day. On tuesdays, just have a little plastic toppings on your tacos…