Aliens decide to communicate with us

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wrong question. If they picked me, you ought to ask how screwed the aliens are…

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• AlijahTheMediocre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Human population can’t focus, stand still, or remember worth shit for longer than 5 minutes.

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• GutsBerserk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That LOTR scene comes to mind when Frodo offers the ring to Elf Queen…

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• kaboom36@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why do the aliens think we are giant weebs that are obsessed with our infrastructure?

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have cryptolalia.

  I don’t even think they can make a language model off of me.

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• yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not too bad. At least we’ll have English and Russian solved right off the bat.

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• thru_dangers_untold@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If I don’t recognize the phone number, I’m not picking up the phone.

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• lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  they will be very racist.

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• PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’d be weird at least. A bunch of borderline suicidal people doing psychedelics and bringing each other ice water when someone coughs.

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• MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Are you my mummy?

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• RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Good news. We would most likely be okay. Depending on the alien.

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• sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We aren’t. Maybe we dead because of my unending bickering about the futility of life, but screwed? Nah.

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• TheHottub@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Show them my tinyverse

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  • Funkytom467@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s good they’ll think it’s the norm… And we can seduce their female (if they exist).

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• MECHAGIC@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Theyll turn us all into our fursonas

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I actually think we’d be pretty solid. I’m a decent guy and with decent as a minimum we could go really far.

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• Ogmios@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You have no idea…

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• vaseltarp@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Doomed, like with any other human. Good thing good close Jesus to as a base model. And then he incarnated himself as Jesus in order for him to have the perfect base model to see humankind through. Merry Christmas.

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