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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh… So that’s the Picard Maneuver.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Use it at your own risk.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t you really have a picture of the most important man in Starfleet history?

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s obviously already framed and on the wall.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That pose and that stare makes it look like he’s enjoying what he sees and may even want to join you.

    Perfect

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean it’s not like he’s getting any from Keiko.

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    • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Miles: “You wanna go for twins?” Keiko: “I don’t think it works that way…”

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  • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

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• fluxion@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Engage.

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good thing you didn’t bring Yar… you’d both just randomly die

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then come back a few times just to die again

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• MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.

  I would put this to the test and report back, but I’m too busy watching the surprise kids I had.

  On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Lavar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.

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• eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Somehow, i think I’d feel more at ease if it was riker watching me fuck.

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• WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well that’s one way to approach Assimilation…

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• kaitco@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Picard will save us!

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a warning

  Step away from the car

  This car is protected by Viper

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• famousringo@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

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• JustMy2c@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Such a shame they replaced him with a Droid and made a hike series with that abomination.

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