Sunday church time is like adult swim for atheists

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• tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Huh??

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  • RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean that everywhere other than church during church time means most of the people around you are at least not Christian. Also you have short lines at checkout as a reward for your beliefs

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    • TheOctonaut@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your experiences and phrasing are very localised, think. Do you think every Christian goes to “church”?

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• AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No greater joy than shopping in a heavily religious neighborhood on a Sunday.

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  • RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exactly!

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• Haus@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The gym on xmas morning.

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• cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Open up a Chick-fil-A knock-off that’s only open Sunday mornings.

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    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maaaan, if The Satanic Church would open up a spicy grill spot with discount hours matching religious periods & holidays… Mmmm, hell yes!

      (Just, don’t let Voodoo Donuts get to the idea first and fuck it up.)

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  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mostly good for shopping and going to restaurants

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• Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be careful you don’t accidentally drown while showing this high.

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  • SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …did I miss something?

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but Leviathan missed the “er” in showering. It makes more sense once you slide that back in.

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• CarlsIII@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because I’m asleep?

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