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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A CEO explains the viral 'Gen Z stare'—and why it's going to backfire on them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that what us OGs’re calling it? “Ol’ Jippity”? Like, “No gawdamn Jippity’ll drive my car!”, etc? 😜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump orders US attorney general to 'produce' more Epstein documents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Kid. Put the Copium down. Breathe. You can do this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Galactic Armory Hit with Cease and Desist Over Warhammer 40K Models⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  ¿Por que no los dos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Galactic Armory Hit with Cease and Desist Over Warhammer 40K Models⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  These useless fucks want legal precedence to super their bullshit claim that they invented “grimdark”, despite the overwhelming evidence that they stole it. Fuck GW. Print all the things! “Yarhammer”, “Poorhammer”, et al. ✊🏼🏴‍☠️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Separated men are nearly 5 times more likely to take their lives than married men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, hey. Thanks, sunshine. 😶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dictionary.com “devastated” paid users by abruptly deleting saved words lists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My bet’s that the majority of these idiots use “decimate” instead of that term, unironically. 🤌🏼

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK, Germany vow to tackle people smuggling gangs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How exactly does one smuggle a gang, exactly?

  Asking for a friend in LA. ✊🏼

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goth AF - Helvella vespertina⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm… Vespertine… Talk nerdy to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Researchers announce babies born from a trial of three-person IVF⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, guys? Margaret Atwood wants a word…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨African House Snake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww, he’s like a goth garter snake. 🥹❤️‍🔥

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winemakers slam EU's push to include drink in €72bn US trade counterpunch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Counter punch” is the new plebian table wine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cameroon's President Biya, 92, announces bid for eighth term in office⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cameroon: No, we have McDonald’s at home

  …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Great, the TikTok People Want to Strap AR Goggles on Your Face⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They want them grafted on, but that’s a harder sell. For now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New UK weather records being set 'very frequently': report⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  😱 It’s almost as if the “Hottest/Rainiest, et al <insert season>” rapidly being replaced by “…<insert week #>” isn’t quite hitting like it used to.

  I wonder why that could be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Plumber For All Seasons - Dev Playthrough & Commentary⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No Luigi? Meh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Rise of Influencer Practices Among Psychologists: From Therapy Rooms to Instagram Reels⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some sorry, they’re only training our future “AI” therapists… Everything’s fiiine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  there is no “brutality” of the day other than what you invent.

  Dayum, you got the good Copium®, son.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: If you set up a Lemmy instance, and follow the Docker setup instructions to the letter, it will send lemmy.ml your admin password during the setup process⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  if the victim knows it’s been stolen.

  You daft, mate? Or, just high as giraffe balls?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you need informed consent to study public social media posts? A Reddit mental health study retraction renews debate over consent in public data research.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck reddit sideways with its own sycophants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People Believe If 90% Prefer A over B, A Must Be Much Better than B. Are They Wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering the post is about people, and the “person” in the quote can be assumed to represent the reader of said “statistic”, the quote functions as provided.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People Believe If 90% Prefer A over B, A Must Be Much Better than B. Are They Wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know this.” - Agent K

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Search for missing cockfighters begins at Philippine lake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly who is missing them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to trick ChatGPT into revealing Windows keys? I give up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like KMS with more steps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US | Pentagon provided $2.4tn to private arms firms to ‘fund war and weapons’, report finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Again? I mean, again again? As in “when haven’t they?” Hunh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix Says 50 Percent of Global Users Now Watch Anime, Reveals Expanded Slate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, and I’m betting most of them are savvy enough to not be bullied into your bullshit, either. Fuck Netflix and its ilk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨found my Civilization ][ poster while going cleaning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, man. Talk about unearthing and ancient document. Wow! 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Korea opts out of Apache helicopters, betting on drones and AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair point on peace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why 'Star Trek' made San Francisco the center of the universe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wild guess: Roddenberry read a lot of post-apoc/dystopian scifi and knew corpo influence’d dwarf national sovereignty into obsolescence? 🤔

  Occam says.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Worms Mod Revives The Game Boy Classic With Billions Of Levels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh! Something ironic to do until the power grid goes down? Perfect!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Korea opts out of Apache helicopters, betting on drones and AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’s always “for defense” first… or, did you forget 9/11? 🤪