Works in anyplace that serves fried chicken

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun fact, the whole “light meat, dark meat” distinction came about because people were too timid to say breast or thigh in public.

  I guess you could say they were…

  …chicken.

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    too timid to say breast or thigh

    That’s why I say “busom” or “loin”.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m more of a tits or gams kinda guy

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We don’t have that in my country. Aren’t both of them the same colour?

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    • ubermeisters@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Breasts are white meat. Wings and thighs are dark meat. White meat gets “drier” than dark meat if not cooked properly. Dark meat is a little more savoury.

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    • eclectic_electron@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      White meat is “fast twitch” muscle and is used for short powerful bursts of activity, like the breast muscles, which are used for flapping the wings

      Dark meat is “slow twitch” muscle and is used for longer duration activities like walking, hence the legs and thighs are dark meat.

      Dark meat contains more fat and can be cooked longer without becoming dry. White meat becomes dry and tough very quickly if overcooked.

      This only really applies to birds, mammals are made of red meat, which is like a combination of both fast and slow twitch and can do both sort and long duration activities

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    • Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dark meat is basically meat that’s closer to the bone. Compare to white meat, which is basically just the breast.

      I prefer the dark meat, it seems to be more flavourful. I know a lot of people want nothing to do with blood and bones, and they prefer white meat because of that

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    • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ”Colour”

      Your opinion isn’t valid.

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• scarilog@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now I am become fist, destroyer of customer’s face.

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• dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can get chicken breast at KFC?

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  • Venat0r@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s usually the worst bit: almost always super dry.

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• FoundTheVegan@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A very common question when talking about dating. But also a good reminder how common and acceptable it is to dehumanize women by reducing them to only to the parts you care about.

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  • ARk@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sir this is a KFC

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    • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And for the last time, we don’t serve chicken ass!

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  • RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a good thing we’re talking chicken titties and not women titties then.

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    • FoundTheVegan@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, but the reason the joke here works is because of the setup makes you think it's this very common dating question.

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies giblets”

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• Venat0r@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Since when do KFC ask what bits you want?

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  • cucumberbob@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They dont. You can ask them though, at least in my country (UK)

    You’d be lucky to get breast though. IIRC from the time I worked there, 2/14 pieces are breast per chicken, and if people specify, they usually want breast, so there aren’t many left.

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• beepbooprobot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Personally, I’m a fan of the stuffing

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• ColonelSanders@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Couldn’t agree more

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