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• Elliott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bruh, those are my favorite. You don’t deserve that fine women, you uncultured swine. ;)

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  • PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least it’s not as bad as spunow

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• AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At one point, they made dark chocolate Almond Joy. It’s the best parts of Almond Joy and Mounds combined. Heavenly!

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  • PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean. I coconut and chocolate are great.

    These are just these are gross on both parts.

    It’s just fuel for the insular Europeans being like “American chocolate has vomit in it”.

    That’s gas station chocolate for children, and butyric acid is something that occurs naturally in chocolate.

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• wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This place isnt humorless, you just bombed

  Bad comedians blame the audience for shit jokes

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  • Sharpiemarker@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Boomer humor. Hahaha I hate my wife. What’s funny about that?

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    • PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So weird.

      Who on earth thinks I’m criticizing my wife for anything other than liking a candy that’s widely disliked?

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  • PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I suppose it is horrific to make a joke about Halloween candy that has been complained about for decades and only seems to show up at Halloween.

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    • wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sure, if you live entirely in your own head, never listen to anyone else on the planet, only leave the house blindfolded, and hate your wife like a miserable prick.

      Mounds and almond joy are on nearly every 7/11 shelf in the US, and sell just fine, cause theyre good candy bars.

      You want people to laugh? Be funny next time, and dont base your jokes around arguments you lost with your soon to be ex wife.

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• GlitchSir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I used to hate them but my wife loves them too. Been married for 14 years and they definitely grow on you. Great with some coffee while while slowly working on one with small bites

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• ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That woman has awful taste.

  I mean, look who she married…

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  • PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Exactly!

    At least someone here has a sense of humor.

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• morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s better than Hershey’s or Krackel

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• LightTrails@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve always hated on almond joy. My mom and grandpa were the only people I know that actually liked mounds or almond joy. I tried an almond joy out of the Halloween candy pack we bought last year and I realized I’ve been wrong my whole life. Almond joy is a delightful little treat.

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• Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I love almond joy, I just eat around (sometimes even suck the chocolate off) the almond. I don’t like most dark chocolate so mounds isn’t an option.

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• actionjbone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like them.

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• Sooperstition@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You can send them to me! I’ll happily take them off your hands

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• Boozilla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve never understood the candy wars. Every year people piss and moan about how horrible things like candy corn, whoppers, and almond joy bars are. Meanwhile they sell bazillions of them. It’s OK to have differing preferences. There’s no need go on a campaign. Eat what you like, don’t eat what you don’t like, and let other people enjoy things.

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• DagonPie@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dude the mini halloween ones are dangerous because kids never take them and i can eat 3 in one mouthful.

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• Maddie@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I love Almond Joy, but without the almonds

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• OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yes, it is sad, but we do what we must. :-P

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