Sooperstition

@Sooperstition@lemmy.one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You can send them to me! I’ll happily take them off your hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A software company called Threads says Meta tried to buy its domain and kicked it off Facebook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that mean we’re in for an influx of br*tish people?

• Be careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildlemmy.one ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩ | ⁨11⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨San Francisco mayor wants drones and CCTV to stop crime⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What does woke mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Net neutrality’s court fate depends on whether broadband is “telecommunications”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We know it’s gonna be some bullshit if the major questions doctrine is being rolled out.

  TL;DR right-wing judges made this up to strike down presidential actions they don’t like. Conveniently, there’s no real test for what a major question is.

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_questions_doctrine#….

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Phone Game Ads Were Allowed Elsewhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya like JaaS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are Internet boards and Forums dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Would that be why there seems to be so much Deutschposting on platforms like Mastodon and Lemmy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Barbie" makes history as film surpasses $1B in box office sales⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But is it Kenough?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

  I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

  You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

  Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

  But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

  You’re fucking dead, kiddo.