He wouldn’t need to sell quilts because of his imense power. People will just give him whatever he wants or risk drowning in an evergrowing pile of damp and colorful scarves.
A clown that could legimately spit out infinite scarves could likely make a killing selling quilts.
Submitted 1 year ago by CorrodedCranium@leminal.space to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 year ago
CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 1 year ago
I feel like they would just get taken advantage of by big businesses. Imagine the industrial revolution but with a lot more depressed clowns
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depending on the material the scarves are made of we could see the a huge change in the price of fabric. Imagine a clown with cashmere scarves.
corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
unrelated but todays dream of mine was throwing up whole buoy lines
clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Clowns are terrifying enough on their own, but now I need to worry about a textile clown too?!
ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Government scientists would disect such a marvellous clown.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Is unlimited scarf barfing their only power, or do they have the full range of clown magic? Cuz it might be hard to capture and dissect a full power clown magician.
ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Look out! He has my nose!
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Clowns don’t need earthly currency. They’re here to take souls.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I guess anybody could make a killing selling quilts. But this particular clown, I’d advise him to sell scarves.
Carighan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Who do you kill by selling infinite quilts? The quilt industry?