‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize

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• bob_wiley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just you wait.

    “You have exceeded your monthly bathroom quota. Please purchase an additional subscription for regaining access to toilet facilities nationwide”.

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dude has a fetish. Simple as that.

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  • Wahots@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Definitely do not get this. Long after your SSN, face, voice, fingerprints and irises are compromised, your analprint will be the only means of positively identifying you on your insurance and medical stuff.

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    • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not after I burn it off.

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  • SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your honor, the mutilated body was identified for its remarkably intact and rather unique asshole crease layout

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fuck, so now there’s a practical reason to anally mutilate murder victims?

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• otter@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Ig Nobel Prize (/ˌɪɡnoʊˈbɛl/ IG-noh-BEL) is a satiric prize awarded annually since 1991 to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Its aim is to “honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think.” The name of the award is a pun on the Nobel Prize, which it parodies, and on the word ignoble.

  Organized by the scientific humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research (AIR), the Ig Nobel Prizes are presented by Nobel laureates in a ceremony at the Sanders Theater at Harvard University, and are followed by the winners’ public lectures at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology

  lol nice

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  • pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That makes much more sense

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• ApeNo1@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Arse Technica

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• iluminae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And just 9 years after the idea was on adult swim.

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  • braiseit420@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    SmartPipe is a registered sex offender.

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• leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  inb4 “gamer girl anal print” storms the market

  has the best feature to uniquely identify the best girl

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• electrogamerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does getting penetrated change the creases?

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  • ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    >I live alone and my toilet recognizes “Fred”, and “Slutty Fred”

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  • ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only if you use an iron

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    • Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hot.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Depends on the size.

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• madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They were busy trying to figure out if they could…

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• nodsocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Smartpipe!

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Ig Nobels were underwhelming this year. They’re always fun, but some years are more fun than others.

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  • Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re saying you don’t enjoy an— actually, nevermind.

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