Jesus Christ, why?
An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu
Submitted 19 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
The forbidden ramen.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Go fly a kite
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 16 hours ago
This is also how I feed the birds. I am banned from the park.
deacon@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
the one time I’m glad my internet is slow enough to read comments before any picture loads
deacon@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
This is the most ominous usage of per se I have ever seen.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!
ascend@lemmy.radio 17 hours ago
I didn’t know tapeworms came out
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
they do if they get exposed to water, where they release the eggs, or it gets long enough to exit the bumhole.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
They’re named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you’ve got to worry about.
ascend@lemmy.radio 14 hours ago
I really regret commenting on this post
morto@piefed.social 15 hours ago
Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 17 hours ago
Grant us eyes
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 hours ago
Nature is so beautiful.