Worth it

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• baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Listen I’m old, those cheeks are getting clapped at 3pm.

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight

    Gonna grab some afternoon delight

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Me, Married, 40, and with two young kids:

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You gotta book it a week in advance.

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    • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And hope nobody falls asleep first.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We do, but then life gets in the way. This week we are dealing with an outbreak of hand foot and mouth, which our house has been flattened with every spring for the last 3 years.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    • I’m too gassy
    • I have a headache
    • I’m exhausted
    • the kids are still up
    • I wanted to watch this movie
    • I need to get up in the morning
    • I’m not in the mood
    • I need to shower
    • I just showered
    • my back hurts
    • my hips hurt

    these are all the ones I can remember from the past year. all excuses are not gender specific.

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      • I need to shower
      • I just showered

      I hate how accurate this is.

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I haven’t had that kind of stamina since I was 20.

  Hit me up around 9pm so I can smoothly transistion from after sex cuddling and pillow talk to snoring in your ear and drooling on the pillow. Don’t ever say I don’t know how to treat a lady right.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Morning sex FTW.

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Workplace sex even better. Why poop on company time when you can have sex on company time.

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    • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just make sure no ones a snitch first, cause HR usually frowns on that. And sometimes the law too

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Years ago :

  Coworker : Sorry for coming to this standup late, I got waylaid
  me : Yeah, I got way laid last night too

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have chronic insomnia. Four hours of sleep seems almost like licentious indulgence.

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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