Lower your standards and be happy for a moment.
One of life's great quandries
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m not quite sure what you’re suggesting, but I’m sure I don’t like it.
athatet@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Then you didn’t follow the first part of that statement.
snoons@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I don’t really like wearing diapers tho, they make me itchy.
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
How much itchiness is it worth being to be a little lazy? The answer to this question kinda decides your answer to this situation.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve been there a lot, and there’s no way i would choose to continue lying there unless i’m literally already asleep. It gets actually uncomfortable and hard to piss when you really need to like that. Please empty your bladders folks
D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Do what I do and sleep in the bath!
The BathBed™ is a multi use, multitasking piece of furniture that saves you space, time, and money.
There’s no longer a need for a bed, obviously, but if you use the BathBed™ in other ways then you save even more. You can eat in it, so that means you can get rid of the sofa, tables, and chairs.
Who needs visitors anyway.
Plus with the new wider plughole system you can poop in the BathBed™! No more need for a toilet!!
If you wear your clothes in the BathBed™ then why would you need a washing machine? Offload that spinning noisy antiquated appliance and get with the times!!What can’t you do with the amazing BathBed™. The only limit is your imagination!!
Don’t Delay, Buy Today!!houndeyes@toast.ooo 3 weeks ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
time to bring back the nightpot.
best part about wakin up is tossing your piss out the window first thing in the morning.
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
As a plus you get a room scent for free!
bibbasa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
every fucking night
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 weeks ago
Why not just go to the bathroom before sleeping?
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This requires a level of pre-planning that I am only sometimes capable of.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
More like pee-planing.
missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
By the time I’m about to fall asleep I have to piss again.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
It’s not an either/or for me, it’s an and
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
if you have a penis or similar, condom catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed
if you do not have a penis, catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed, but there’s an unpleasant insertion process. well, some people dislike the insertion process.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Worst is when you wake up and have to piss about 20 minutes before your normal wake-up time. Too long to hold it, not long enough to lie back down.
homes@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
This was me when I had Covid
raven@lemmy.org 3 weeks ago
This is the biggest “inner battle”, especially when its early morning and you are half asleep and your bladder kicks you to move but the body doesn’t want to move.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
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Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This reminded me of cupcakes. Why the fuck have you cursed me with this memory.