Lower your standards and be happy for a moment.
One of life's great quandries
Submitted 1 month ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m not quite sure what you’re suggesting, but I’m sure I don’t like it.
athatet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Then you didn’t follow the first part of that statement.
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I don’t really like wearing diapers tho, they make me itchy.
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
How much itchiness is it worth being to be a little lazy? The answer to this question kinda decides your answer to this situation.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve been there a lot, and there’s no way i would choose to continue lying there unless i’m literally already asleep. It gets actually uncomfortable and hard to piss when you really need to like that. Please empty your bladders folks
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Do what I do and sleep in the bath!
The BathBed™ is a multi use, multitasking piece of furniture that saves you space, time, and money.
There’s no longer a need for a bed, obviously, but if you use the BathBed™ in other ways then you save even more. You can eat in it, so that means you can get rid of the sofa, tables, and chairs.
Who needs visitors anyway.
Plus with the new wider plughole system you can poop in the BathBed™! No more need for a toilet!!
If you wear your clothes in the BathBed™ then why would you need a washing machine? Offload that spinning noisy antiquated appliance and get with the times!!What can’t you do with the amazing BathBed™. The only limit is your imagination!!
Don’t Delay, Buy Today!!houndeyes@toast.ooo 1 month ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
time to bring back the nightpot.
best part about wakin up is tossing your piss out the window first thing in the morning.
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
As a plus you get a room scent for free!
bibbasa@piefed.social 1 month ago
every fucking night
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 month ago
Why not just go to the bathroom before sleeping?
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This requires a level of pre-planning that I am only sometimes capable of.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
More like pee-planing.
missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
By the time I’m about to fall asleep I have to piss again.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 month ago
It’s not an either/or for me, it’s an and
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
if you have a penis or similar, condom catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed
if you do not have a penis, catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed, but there’s an unpleasant insertion process. well, some people dislike the insertion process.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Worst is when you wake up and have to piss about 20 minutes before your normal wake-up time. Too long to hold it, not long enough to lie back down.
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
This was me when I had Covid
raven@lemmy.org 1 month ago
This is the biggest “inner battle”, especially when its early morning and you are half asleep and your bladder kicks you to move but the body doesn’t want to move.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This reminded me of cupcakes. Why the fuck have you cursed me with this memory.