One of life's great quandries

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This reminded me of cupcakes. Why the fuck have you cursed me with this memory.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lower your standards and be happy for a moment.

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m not quite sure what you’re suggesting, but I’m sure I don’t like it.

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    • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Then you didn’t follow the first part of that statement.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t really like wearing diapers tho, they make me itchy.

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    • oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How much itchiness is it worth being to be a little lazy? The answer to this question kinda decides your answer to this situation.

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• EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Worst is when you wake up and have to piss about 20 minutes before your normal wake-up time. Too long to hold it, not long enough to lie back down.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve been there a lot, and there’s no way i would choose to continue lying there unless i’m literally already asleep. It gets actually uncomfortable and hard to piss when you really need to like that. Please empty your bladders folks

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• D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do what I do and sleep in the bath!

  The BathBed™ is a multi use, multitasking piece of furniture that saves you space, time, and money.
  There’s no longer a need for a bed, obviously, but if you use the BathBed™ in other ways then you save even more. You can eat in it, so that means you can get rid of the sofa, tables, and chairs.
  Who needs visitors anyway.
  Plus with the new wider plughole system you can poop in the BathBed™! No more need for a toilet!!
  If you wear your clothes in the BathBed™ then why would you need a washing machine? Offload that spinning noisy antiquated appliance and get with the times!!

  What can’t you do with the amazing BathBed™. The only limit is your imagination!!
  Don’t Delay, Buy Today!!

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• raven@lemmy.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is the biggest “inner battle”, especially when its early morning and you are half asleep and your bladder kicks you to move but the body doesn’t want to move.

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• houndeyes@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  time to bring back the nightpot.

  best part about wakin up is tossing your piss out the window first thing in the morning.

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  • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As a plus you get a room scent for free!

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• bibbasa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  every fucking night

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• undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why not just go to the bathroom before sleeping?

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This requires a level of pre-planning that I am only sometimes capable of.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      More like pee-planing.

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  • missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    By the time I’m about to fall asleep I have to piss again.

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  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not an either/or for me, it’s an and

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  if you have a penis or similar, condom catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed

  if you do not have a penis, catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed, but there’s an unpleasant insertion process. well, some people dislike the insertion process.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This was me when I had Covid

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