As we all should

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s the spirit!

  Now, tell me, do you want to take my class where I teach you talk to dolphins? It’s free for the first class, but the class on pickup lines costs extra.

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m a dolphin, don’t listen to this guy he won’t teach you anything. But please come to my dolphin class where you’ll be taught how to clean out my snotty blowhole, I’ve had a cold for 3 weeks.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like the crack you’re smorking. This smack has enriched this community.

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