How to get hired immediately

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• First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, it’ll get you hired quickly at the bottles in nipples factory! Just opened in town last month

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bottles in nipples, with a certificate in pissing pants

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Brutal

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• bayer8x8@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  yeah, i nurse my beers as well

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• toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You could carry two more in each hand, homey got serious beer carrying capacity. I’d hire him

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just use a cardboard six pack sleeve. It’s cheaper and doesn’t smell like pee

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