Submitted 6 days ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to globalnews@lemmy.zip
If there ever was a strategy behind Donald Trump’s decision to blow up the Middle East, it is lying in tatters as the second week of the Iran war draws to a close.
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Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.
As a renowned 20th-century American philosopher said, everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth
“Micheal! Did you eat the chicken I had in the freezer?”
“No, I ate MY chicken in the freezer!”
“Micheal, I specifically bought that for me! I even put a note on it”
note says “please don’t touch”
“I saw that note, but the chicken had my name on it. It said Tyson Chicken. When you get chicken with your name on it, that’s yours, but this chicken said my name!”
“That’s just the brand! It was made by Tyson Foods corporation”
“Yeah, and it was made for me. That’s why they devoted their whole business in my name. So I’d always have chicken. Plus, I pay all the bills around here, so maybe a freeloading ghost like you should shut the fuck up, or start paying bills.”
Loved that show. RIP Pigeon.
Counterpoint: Israel has the strategic upper hand. They don’t want the US-Iran war to end because they’re planning to expand their borders, and will likely oppose any successful Iranian revolution. The USA has taken no steps to empower a threat to the Iranian state from within, the Orange Asshole probably sold american soldiers to fight purely for Israel’s interests.
I’ve tried explaining this to people but it doesn’t get traction.
Israel wants to be the major power in the Middle East, the only way that’s possible is to keep Iran as low powered as possible.
Sure, in theory they would want the Iranian people to thrive, but that would require the Iranian economy to thrive and Israel would see that as a competition.
Sure, in theory they would want the Iranian people to thrive
Like they encourage Egyptians and Jordanians to thrive?
OP, I know you’re the sole moderator here, but you should know that ABC News works differently from most outlets: their opinion articles are tagged “analysis”, which you can see by looking at their category “Analysis & Opinion” (that’s just a name for them; they’re all marked “analysis”). Thus, the post needs an ‘[Opinion]’ prefix per the guidelines.
Thanks for the information. Looks like they do differenciate between opinion and analysis per www.abc.net.au/edpols/…/13644726.
Based on those definitions this article wouldn’t fall under opinion. It was posted by ABC editor and ABC is claiming responsibility for that content.
Understandable to take them at their word, and I wouldn’t begrudge you for keeping the title as-is given that page, but the page is complete BS.
If you again look at “Analysis & Opinion”, you’ll see there’s not a single article labeled “Opinion”, articles marked “Analysis” like “Are we outsourcing our souls to artificial intelligence?” are blatantly opinions, the sidebar on ABC’s website lacks any “Opinion” section, and even within this article, “X has the upper hand in this conflict” is an opinionated stance.
Saying “they differentiate between analysis and opinion” is either untrue because they don’t or vacuously true because they literally don’t have material marked as “Opinion”.
Re “single perspective": make that at least two.
According to a big German news podcast on Friday:
The Don definitely has no clue, but he’s gloating about killing mullahs etc. Btw, it costs the USA about $1billion per day. LOL
Putin told him to. That’s it.
Spooky putler, at it again
The devil Putin Made Me Do It
I have an idea that may help exponent involved. We tell Trump a new McDonalds in Bam wants him and his administration to be there for thier grand opening.
US wins by getting rid of this corrupt administration, Iran wins by reciveing the US war criminals, and Mc Donald’s win for its help of ending a war and keeping its goal of killing people who consume its food regularly.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
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nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 6 days ago
… or the USA
Or China
And Omg the helpfulness of Russia to its former allies this past year has been breathtaking
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 days ago
This is Peak Whataboutism
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Replace Russia with the Russian state mafia and it makes more sense
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 6 days ago
“China is asshoe!”
Hawke@lemmy.world 6 days ago
And here I thought “never start a land war in Asia” was the perfectly-fitting quote.