Jonah, I know you were smoking pot out behind the the pottery barn again with those fire lovers.
My friend with 8 million Eyes told me so!
Every one of those eyes KNOWS YOU’RE JERKING OFF
Angels being said to be all eyes was probably some Mother's excuse for knowing what their kid was getting up to
Submitted 7 hours ago by Krauerking@lemy.lol to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Una@europe.pub 4 hours ago
Why don’t they join?
Zorque@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
All eyes, no genitalia.
snooggums@piefed.world 4 hours ago
good
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Oculonanism
Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 hours ago
Also that too. Definitely pushes you to have a vouyerism kink
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Quite the backfire on the part of the Ole G man
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 hours ago
Honestly I don’t know what the modern depiction of a “biblically accurate” angel even is doing with all the eyes and wings. They were described as burning wheels within wheels.
The weird eyeball monsters described in Revelations are not angels.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 hours ago
Its the aliens that like to watch…
That or… Mom with an answer of how she knows you ruined your appetite by eating an apple off a tree on the way back from brick making.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Is there a psychoactive substance available to bronze age people in the Middle East? Because a lot of that shit sounds like someone wrote down their bad trip.