Submitted 1 month ago by Krauerking@lemy.lol to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Jonah, I know you were smoking pot out behind the the pottery barn again with those fire lovers.
My friend with 8 million Eyes told me so!
Honestly I don’t know what the modern depiction of a “biblically accurate” angel even is doing with all the eyes and wings. They were described as burning wheels within wheels.
The weird eyeball monsters described in Revelations are not angels.
Its the aliens that like to watch…
That or… Mom with an answer of how she knows you ruined your appetite by eating an apple off a tree on the way back from brick making.
Is there a psychoactive substance available to bronze age people in the Middle East? Because a lot of that shit sounds like someone wrote down their bad trip.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every one of those eyes KNOWS YOU’RE JERKING OFF
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Also that too. Definitely pushes you to have a vouyerism kink
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Quite the backfire on the part of the Ole G man
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
good
Una@europe.pub 1 month ago
Why don’t they join?
Zorque@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All eyes, no genitalia.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oculonanism