If ONLY he had RAPED CHILDREN instead of Throwing a Ball of Snow he’d be a Free Man Right now!
Finally, taxpayer dollars put to a good use
Submitted 18 hours ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
The New York Pussy Department strikes again!
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Did he put a rock in the snowball? Everyone knows that’s against snowball fight rules… straight to jail!
Godric@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Did they put a rock in it, or just pack it well? Fucking loosers will never know, but they clearly shall assume!
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
I don’t know… I’m just joshing around.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
From what I heard, this “snowball” was more rock than snow.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If we didn’t see the guy throw a sandwich they would have called it assault with a projectile weapon. Where did you hear there was rock(s) in it?
baronofclubs@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The sandwich probably had a few rocks in it. Tiny sodium chloride rocks.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 16 hours ago
From what I heard, this “snowball” was 100% the softest most fluffiest family loving snow.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
gothamist.com/…/nypd-arrests-man-in-washington-sq…
That’s the news article.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Is there any real proof, or is this just their word? Because the cops are big babies and shouldn’t be trusted after they got a bunch of bad press. I can easily see them lying after the fact to save face.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Never trust a cop at their word. Video or fuck outta here.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
gothamist.com/…/nypd-arrests-man-in-washington-sq…
This is the news story, I’m very sceptical that just snow would do that.
athatet@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
No you didn’t.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
If this were the case, the goon squad would have showed up.
saltesc@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Well I heard herrings were involved.
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
lol they looked pretty reckless. Got any evidence of your claim? Not that I’d doubt you of course…
Delphia@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
This one doesnt rate for me.
You can throw a loosely packed snowball in a fun way and you can throw a compressed af snowball with intent to cause harm.
Show me the video because without evidence this could be anywhere from “stupid cop with stupid hurt feefees” to “Bruh you tried to nail a cop with a 88mph fastball for funsies, the fuck did you think was gonna happen?”
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
I strongly suspect hurt feefees but you’re absolutely right.