We’re sorry to bother you at a time like this, Dr. Crusher. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.
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Submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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zoostation@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ah, the transporter: the cause of, and solution to, many episodes’ problems.
Kolrami@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People are justifiably creeped out by Barkley and his holodeck antics, but the transporter can sneaky clone people and nobody in that universe is suspicious about it.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Its not even a sneaky clone. They straight out copy, vaporize then buffer your ass in some computers chips. They then point your bits and bops at an end point and slap the “CLONE THERE!” button.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why was Leslie Nielsen never in any Trek? He and Scotty were friends and he would have been an amazing Q
Malgas@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Be honest, OP, did you come up with this independently, or is it based on my comment?
To be clear, that’s a genuine question. It’s not like borrowing a joke from Police Squad gives me any real claim to it.
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
I saved the meme ages ago, didn’t make it myself. Just saved the pic.
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
O’Brien: Miracle Worker of DS9. The only thing he couldn’t fix was the universe absolutely fucking hating him.
My favorite episodes of DS9 are definitely the ‘Watch the Irishman Suffer’ ones though.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
“I don’t hate you, universe. I just hate what you made me do.”
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
“And hate the 84 ranks I cycled through over the course of 10 years.”
Baines@lemmy.world 1 year ago
chiefobrienatwork.com
nottheengineer@feddit.de 1 year ago
I genuinely felt bad for him after all the bullshit the universe threw at him.