I’d give her the cheese instead.
For that special someone on Valentine's Day
Submitted 22 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 hours ago
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Who wouldn’t be fascinated by a piece of cheese?
ickplant@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Where do you think all the cheese is going?
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 14 hours ago
Spouse confirms: works every time!
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I unironically do this. Reduce, reuse, recycle bitch.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Then you wouldn’t be buying processed grease sealed in pseudo-wax in the first place.
jqubed@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
What are the red things in the top photos?
ickplant@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Babybel cheese wax.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
No it isn’t.
It’s babybel wax.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
I think they’re cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They’re saying “melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine.”
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Do I put the wax on my peepee?
billwashere@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Only if you include the little thin strip of paper for her to unwrap it.
Photonic@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
You joke, but these guys loved it so much they made an après-ski song about it.
Freddyyeddy@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Red candles wax is hotter. It’s one of those weird universal thing…not like if you made a super cool wax then found a cool burning red tint/dye sure you could make one. But any candle you buy off the shelf red wax is hotter. Good luck unlearning this.
shneancy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
w40k ork magic i see
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
My wife (who used birthday candles at one point): “And?”
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 hours ago
Got u these candles, my baby, my belle