In a future that will hold robotic police there will surely be robotic house burglars.

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• SolidShake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just need a robot bending unit for all the gurters I have laying around

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Girders*

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s not “GoGird”

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It would just get lazy, drink all your booze, and tell you to bite his shiny robot ass.

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  • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    With $300-worth of burglar tools

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I dream of an absurd day when ROBO-ICE comes to haul off my robot housecleaner for being an illegal import.

  Jokes on them though, I will never afford another house. It will actually be another robot who owns the house. And that robot will likely be my boss. I’ll be retiring under an underpass near 7th and Pershing.

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hmm, a fine choice of overpass. Good weather in LA!

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  it is the boston dynamics demo that i want to see a robot entering a home from a side window and stealing their laptop.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    At the point of cooperative organization, we will take action as a society. Not because of the threat of violence. No, because of the threat of unionization

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• PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  All you’d have to do is hijack the home robot, to simply hand you over the subscription-based slop

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “You would own nothing worth burgling, and you will like it”

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    • PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      For real haha

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, Kara robbed a convenience store. I get it. Tough times in the future.

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