Use to be saturday morning cartoons. Now its Saturday morning constitutional violations.

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• Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wake up in Australia every morning and check the news wondering if any of the headlines are going to be the 2026 Assassination of the Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand.

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  • starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You too, huh. Either that or the Reichstachfeuer.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  cartoon villains remain

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• crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Saturday morning implies it happens just once a week.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As if cartoons only happened on Saturday. They just save the good stuff for Saturday.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every morning Donald J Trump wakes up, takes a shit and wipes his filthy pedophile ass with the constitution. Donald J Trump is a treasonous pedophile rapist piece of fucking shit and deserves to ______.

  I’ll leave the last bit as Mad Libs style, but we all know.

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ooh! Ooh! I got it!

    Autodefenestrate!

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    • MotoAsh@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That would seriously be the funniest shit ever if he just old-man lost balance and fell to his death while waving to his sycophantic moron crouds…

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    • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Before or after shooting himself twice in the back of the head?

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every morning, instead of pouring ourselves a bowl of cereal, we get a bowl of war crimes.

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