It was a surprise for sure

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• shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I SAW BUTTS MOVING IN THE DARK!!!

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They do that, it’s nothing

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• VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One time I thought our 5yo was asleep in her room for nap time.

  So I decided to get frisky with my wife under the covers.

  Wife starts making noise. And 5yo crawls out of the child dimension and goes, “Why are you making that noise?”

  We had to pretend like she was having some pain and then she played doctor.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  STOP HURTING MOMMY

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mommy wants to be hurt. She specifically requested it.

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• Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you’re daughter is as young as the one pictured. This is kind of on you.

  Whenever they kids go quiet - you know they are doing something they ain’t supposed to.

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• Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is that a three-legged set of pants or is he just really flexible?

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