Not the same

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• Hell_nah_brother@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Stop supporting starbucks. Your local goth girl is happy to spit in your coffee anyway if tell her you support genocide.

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  • Broken_Window@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For FREE?

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    • l_isqof@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      what difference is that extra dollar gonna make to you? still cheaper that red shit on your head.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can I just ask her to spit in it because I get off to the degradation? Better than pretending to be pro-genocide.

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just get a lab job at like 23andMe or one of the countless other genome sequencing services. You only need a part of the spit people send in to run all the required tests - the rest can be used however you want to 🤷

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  • VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You fucking grossed me out at 7h30 in the morning ! Bravo ! Now I can’t finish my breakfast!

    I should learn from this, and let go of social media in the morning. But, fuck that was gold.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I like your sense of humor.

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    • Echo5@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Humor?

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Would this work? Can any barista goth girls confirm?

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  • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You don’t need to wear the hat.

    Just show up three quarters of the way through a busy shift and tell them they would look pretty if they smiled more.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Genius, women love that. /s

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• tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I get it, but at the same time I don’t get it

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Larry David was the master of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oLFKYNInQ

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  what

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• BossDj@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Occasionally, when a joke is trending, I get to see it 3 times in as many days. I sometimes wonder if it is copied because someone believes they can do it better than the source. But this is just white text on a red background.

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