I can place an order from home, drive to the store and they’ll set the groceries in my trunk not even expecting a tip.
If I spend 10% more, they’ll bring it to my door. We kinda did that already in the US
What a great idea
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rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Holy shit, it’s just a joke, folks. Calm the fuck down.
plyth@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
For a place as left as Lemmy, the idea of shopping without disturbing people is surprisingly popular.
It’s like Socialism, don’t call it by its name and everybody likes it.
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why do you think disturbing people while shopping is a left wing thing?
plyth@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I don’t think that. I think that a good society comes from interacting with people and helping them develop. There is no need for separate spaces if people teach each other how to use credit cards or how to pack bags efficiently.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s called a joke.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Skiddly woop wopp
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, you just live in a society of morons.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Nonsense, shopping at Costco is riotously fun just like it is.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I do my grocery shopping at about 7AM on Sunday. I cruise through the aisles, slowing down to grab what I want. A full week’s shopping done in under 30 minutes, including checkout. I’m sure it also helps that I choose not to live in a big city.
I suppose if I had an online following of any kind, I might shop at a time that gave me something to complain about.
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Also separate airports and train stations without people blinded by holiday brain.
frankpsy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah I hate shopping at Walmart too but Aldi doesn’t have everything I need, they Key Foods store is all the way on the other side of town and Publix is owned by a Jan 6th-er.
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If we’re talking about people blocking lanes with their cart. I agree fuck that shit. I want to grab my 6 pack or whatever and leave.
That said, I’m barely cognizant of my surroundings other than the one thing I’m there to buy usually so I’m almost certainly not a champion of spacial awareness. But I’m quick.
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AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
jhdeval@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think they should have a separate grocery store for those doing pick up orders. The traffic created from pick up orders drovea me insane.