They should make a reboot of Freakazoid where he gets his powers from the 2025 internet instead of the 1995 internet.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He’d be evil if he got his powers from 2025 internet.

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He’d buy one of those obviously bogus AI items off Tiktok and would end up with a superhero serum instead.

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Didn’t he know all the information on the internet? Times have changed.

  Freakazoid knows everyone’s kinks.

  He has the unredacted Epstein files.

  He has access to everything in secure military subnets, including authentication as every general and admiral.

  He knows zero-day exploits for power grids, satellites, financial systems, and air traffic control.

  Freakazoid can blow up your pager.

  He can spend any bitcoin on a whim.

  He knows the real name and location of every spy.

  He knows the psychological profile of everyone who did online therapy.

  He knows what you did last summer.

  Freakazoid is why Adama said “no networks”.

  I’d say God help us all… but there’s a new god in town and his name is Freakazoid. He can hear us through the phone in your pocket.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Upvoted just for BSG.

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• JASN_DE@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nah, that would be utter crap. 2015 should work though.

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  • early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Push it back a few years and he would just be trollface

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• Pappabosley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They did, it’s called Elon Musk

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Freakazoid was funny.

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just like 1995 Internet compared to 2025 Internet.

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• stoly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Huh. I remember the name but don’t think I ever saw it. Interesting idea though.

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  • early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I saw it when it first aired. Like Spielberg’s other cartoons a lot of the humor went over my head as a kid and isn’t quite my preferred style of humor as an adult, but I nevertheless remember it fondly simply for the childhood nostalgia.

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    • stoly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      was this on MTV?

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    • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I remeber being slightly disappointed while I was watching it back in the day. The problem was that it was relied on boomer pop culture references. I mean, he does a lenghty Jerry Lewis impression in the first episode - which kid is supposed to get that? And kids were the target audience, so no excuse there.

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• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  he needs to have aged

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