The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

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• falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dad, you’re in the wrong community, again.

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Darn, now I gotta get up from my chair… Grumble grumble.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Groan

  Dad, this is the wrong comm. You want /c/DadJokes.

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Darn fangled internet, confusing me. We used to just go to a muddy corner and for a penny make people groan and there were pear trees everywhere and the smell of cum…

    Where am I again?

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• W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Y no /c/DadJokes ???!?

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Didnt know that was a thing?

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is there a joke I’m not getting?

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Since time immemorial.

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• thrillhouse@50501.chat ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Narcissism much?

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