happy fuck cops day to those who celebrate

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• Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s every day in my house

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This guy bangs so many cops

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      at once

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    • rainwall@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bang apprently is cops energy drink of choice.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Married to a cop?

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    • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lolno

      If I had a glass of water and a cop was on fire, I’d start drinking though.

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• Thurmyte@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1312… ACAB?

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How am I supposed to find a cop to fuck on such short notice?

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Call in an ICE tip, at least one responder is absolutely on Grindr and lying

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cop RP counts in a pinch

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Be black and asleep, they will bust your door at 2 am

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My favorite cop jokes:

  1. how many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll let you know when good cops change anything.

  2. The cops are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your fucking dog.

  3. Cops be like: You can’t call me a racist! Look, my wife’s eye is black.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They wouldn’t change the bulb, just beat the room for being black.

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s also Dick Van Dykes 100th birthday today!

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it Smarch 12 already?

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• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I drive by a huge police station in my (relatively) small town ever day. I make sure to yell fuck the police every time i drive by.

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Narrator: his body was never found.

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    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean, most of the time my radio is on and my windows are up so…

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• TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thanks for the reminder

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