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• SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That tortoise is like “omg! Mom look! I told you I’d fly someday! Look how fast I am!”

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• Bort@hilariouschaos.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get your hands off my carapenis

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CLOACA

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was work shopping it in my head not knowing someone else in the comments already nailed it.

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• lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Im sorry, I thought this was America.

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• Lembot_0005@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This railway is too stern!

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or possibly a baby bird

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unhand me you ruffians!

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• FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I see you know your teenage mutant ninjutsu well, sir.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest.

    Hey! Get your hand off my cloaca!

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• MattW03@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want my lawer you Reptilist ba#@#&d

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