I would say 45 minutes of scrolling if lemmy.world wasn’t constantly under DDOS attacks
Like clockwork
Submitted 10 months ago by ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website to [deleted]
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Comments
Shady_Shiroe@lemm.ee 10 months ago
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So true… 😣 It’s like they think it’s the main server for the entire thing.
Faustus@feddit.ch 10 months ago
15 minutes? Amateur.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do your legs ever fall asleep
Faustus@feddit.ch 10 months ago
Nope. Years of experience hiding in the bathroom from my kids.
RadicalCandour@startrek.website 10 months ago
A squatty potty really helps in the department of prolonged toilet sitting.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
You’re supposed to hold it for 3 days, not 15 minutes!
ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 10 months ago
But, that’s how they become pine cone shaped.
Justly0250@lemdro.id 10 months ago
Rookie numbers.
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now do your leg that has long fell asleep
ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 10 months ago
I don’t skip leg day’s.
thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you for a legit belly laugh.
danny@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Me rn (or my poop more accurately)
mojo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
this made me laugh way too much lmao
solstice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
COURTESY FLUSH
There, said it loud and clear so everyone can hear. Doom scroll all you want but give it a flush first please, no need to stink up the bathroom with your nasty shit stew marinating the whole time. I don’t understand why people don’t know this.
victron@programming.dev 10 months ago
Thank you for giving it a name, fellow courtesy flusher.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sadly, that’s work for me. “You can go to the bathroom, but you have to finish these three orders first.” Thanks, brain. Fuck you.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 10 months ago
I should leave, damn
ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 10 months ago
Or you could stay, there’s no shame friend.
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That reminds me of the early days of R*ddit.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Literal shitpost.
ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 10 months ago
It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.