Like clockwork

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Literal shitpost.

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  • ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

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• Shady_Shiroe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I would say 45 minutes of scrolling if lemmy.world wasn’t constantly under DDOS attacks

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  • TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So true… 😣 It’s like they think it’s the main server for the entire thing.

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• Faustus@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  15 minutes? Amateur.

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do your legs ever fall asleep

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    • Faustus@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nope. Years of experience hiding in the bathroom from my kids.

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    • RadicalCandour@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A squatty potty really helps in the department of prolonged toilet sitting.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You’re supposed to hold it for 3 days, not 15 minutes!

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  • ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But, that’s how they become pine cone shaped.

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  • Justly0250@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Rookie numbers.

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• RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now do your leg that has long fell asleep

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  • ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t skip leg day’s.

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• thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thank you for a legit belly laugh.

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• danny@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me rn (or my poop more accurately)

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• mojo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  this made me laugh way too much lmao

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• solstice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  COURTESY FLUSH

  There, said it loud and clear so everyone can hear. Doom scroll all you want but give it a flush first please, no need to stink up the bathroom with your nasty shit stew marinating the whole time. I don’t understand why people don’t know this.

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  • victron@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you for giving it a name, fellow courtesy flusher.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sadly, that’s work for me. “You can go to the bathroom, but you have to finish these three orders first.” Thanks, brain. Fuck you.

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• lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I should leave, damn

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  • ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or you could stay, there’s no shame friend.

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• fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That reminds me of the early days of R*ddit.

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