I have never prayed to god and I’ve never been in a plane crash.
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Submitted 3 months ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to [deleted]
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abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
FanciestPants@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have never prayed to Sam Jackson and I’ve only been on one plane that I saw a snake on.
tomiant@piefed.social 3 months ago
I say “jesus christ” about a lot of things. Does that count as praying?
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Since it has the same effect, it might as well.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 3 months ago
I occasionally pray to aliens and I’ve never been in any kind of crash
Triumph@fedia.io 3 months ago
I am constantly praying to god, and I've never been in a plane crash. Checkmate atheists!
Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yeah if you account for all the wank sessions you were broadcasting to your creator, the reason you’re still alive is either proof of there not being a god, or a very perverted one.
Klear@quokk.au 3 months ago
- James K. Morrow
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 months ago
On the other hand, if you’re already on the battlefield…
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Praying in that situation splits your attention from staying the fuck alive and is not recommended.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I’d personally prefer something more along the lines of a bear cave, I think 🤷