As you all know, I’ve been the head of your mom for the better part of eleven years. I believe that I’ve successfully turned your mom around from a struggling startup to a powerful player in the game, and I believe your mom’s shareholders would agree.
Recent events have led me to conclude that it’s best for me to hand over your mom to someone new. Someone younger, with vision, who will lead your mom to ever greater heights. Make no mistake, though, I will miss your mom dearly.
On Monday your mom’s board will convene to vote on a new CEO, and whoever that may be, they will have my full support and I am sure that your mom will continue to thrive under them.
I’d to finally thank your mom and all of your mom’s leadership for their hard work over the years and their words of support during this transition.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
My mom’s fatass was always to good for you.