Sadly based on a true story; this is a literal shit-post
Wash your hands before posting
Don't you hate it when you delve too greedily and too deep, and the toilet paper tears?
Submitted 1 day ago by Worx@lemmynsfw.com to [deleted]
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 day ago
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Oh Japan, how I miss you…
count_dongulus@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
This post was brought to you by bidet gang
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 1 day ago
It often happens to me that… the topography of the area is what does the ripping…
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How rough is your ass?! I’m imagining Antarctic hikers probing for dangerous crevasses. “Close one guys! Stay to the left!”
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
“I should probably wash that hand twice”
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Dont you hate it
I mean, I don’t love it.
suodrazah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
<laughs in bidet>
Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Moist Flushable Wipes…or a garden hose.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No moist wipes are ever flushable.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nope. They get screened out by a trash filter at the sewage treatment plant and then find their way into the landfill. Unfortunately, they frequently fail to make it to the plant and cause some nasty clogs.
If you have a septic tank in your back yard like I do, then you’re just playing a $25,000 game of Russian roulette.
It does not matter how big it says so on the package. “Flushable” wipes are NOT flushable.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nearly bled out from hemorrhoids, got the surgery, and as a Vietnam vet I heard say, “It was worse than anything that happened to me over there.” Never been to war, but the pain was the worst in my long life of broken bones and whatnot.
Now I take a coffee cup shot of psyllium husk of an evening. My shit literally doesn’t stink and wiping is almost optional. Also provides an impetus to get my ass out of bed in the morning.
“Just a little longer…”
“NOW!”