Brain is the best

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• Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Did anyone else check three times to see if one was spelt “Brian”?

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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think your brian might be malfunctioning.

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    • Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      At least Biggus Dickus seems to be working fine

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  • NoName@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I automatically read Brain as Brian

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    • _apokalipto_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yep, me too… I was wondering why Obama was being called Brian twice.

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• Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I would absolutely not vote brain. That thing is the cause of 99% of my suffering.

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Same

    Get that thing out of there

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  • shrugal@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wonder what the direction of causality between these two sentences is.

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    • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It hurt my brain to consider what you are implying.

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• ma11en@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think brain has an unfair advantage.

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• kvothelu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  instead of urethra if there was penis results would have been a lot different

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• demlet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The left side of the brain controls the right side of the body. It also controls language. There’s a theory that that’s why the words for the left hand (and left in general) are usually associated with evil (“sinister” in Latin means “left”, for example), while words for the right are associated with good (“dextrous” comes from the Latin “dexter”, meaning “right side”). The left side of the brain might be literally making fun of the side of the body it doesn’t control, while praising the one it does.

  Anyway, I vote for sphincter.

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Brain gotta poop.

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    • demlet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Someone knows their ancient Latin proverbs.

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  • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t that left brain/right brain stuff pseudoscience?

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    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes and no: different parts of the brain DO have different functionality and the language center IS in the left half, but you’d need your whole brain to demonize body parts since a lot more than just language would be involved in the reasoning, the decision, the planning and the execution…

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A sphincter is not an organ. Muscle is tissue.

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    • demlet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then why does mine sound like an organ sometimes?

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My brain votes spleen.

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• ryo@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I voted with my heart.

  My heart voted “Brain”.

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• linearchaos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Losing most of them would kill me

  Losing my brain would keep me from knowing

  Heart that would suck quick and be over

  Skin would be slow and painful…

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• Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So many important organs are missing from the list. I say none of the above

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  • Zaddy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also pretty sure urethra isn’t a fucking organ unless they meant genitals.

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    • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah for real

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• ArianaGrande@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Idk, I prefer B3 with Leslie

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• FMT99@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  An old Emo Philips joke… At least that’s the first place I heard it back in the 80s.

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