On behalf of Feddit.UK, we wish His Majesty a very happy birthday!
Don’t do jack shit on my behalf please, especially honouring this irrelevence.
Today is the birthday of His Majesty the King
Submitted 4 months ago by Flax_vert@feddit.uk to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
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SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Exactly why is he wearing war medals?
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 months ago
They aren’t war medals- medals can be given out for different reasons. He did serve in the army, though.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Is the “Queen’s service order” (presumably from his mam) basically just like when my mum gave me a sticker for helping do the washing up?
tetris11@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Sometimes I look at rich and influential people, and literally splooge myself over their inherent greatness.
Look at the sword. Look at that ring. Look at those ears. Not only a face a mother could love, but a whole adoring nation, ready to get down on our knees, unzip those royal garters and just go to town on that royal member.
The weight of responsibility, balanced with a diplomat’s wit, grounded by the sheer heft of the royal johnson keeping him firmly tethered to the plight of the working class.
That scrumptuous smile, so coy and yet so understanding, why if he were a duck I would eat him raw
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Somebody, give this man a knighthood!
tetris11@feddit.uk 4 months ago
I’ve already bent the knee and received my royal liquid prize, I am not so greedy to demand more
FatVegan@leminal.space 4 months ago
I’ll celebrate when he’s dead.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Username checks out
fartsparkles@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If he wanted me to celebrate, he’d have made the day a public holiday.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 months ago
You can celebrate at work 😉
Zombie@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Fuck the monarchy. Fuck this snivelling pathetic show of fealty to someone who doesn’t know nor care about your existence. Fuck saying this is on behalf of everyone at Feddit.UK.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 months ago
British citizens as His Majesty’s subjects bear true allegiance to His Majesty King Charles the Third, his Heirs and Successors according to law. Feddit.UK’s intended audience is His Majesty’s subjects within the United Kingdom, although I’m sure anyone is welcome.
moderatecentrist@feddit.uk 4 months ago
I think one of the best aspects of the UK is political freedom. Perhaps I am a subject of the King (I don’t know if that’s legally true but it might be), but in any case, I can still say that I hope the UK will get rid of the monarchy and replace it with a democratically elected head of state.
flamingos@feddit.uk 4 months ago
This is an impressive amount of trolling, even for you Flax.
Feddit.UK’s intended audience is His Majesty’s subjects within the United Kingdom
No. The monarch doesn’t own me and I refuse to owe it anything. Hopefully one day the British state will get rid of the embarrassment of being headed by a family of nepo babies.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I think Royalty and the Nobility should go back to the old ways - combat. Not the nations and countries militaries mind you, just Royalty and the nobility, battling it out against other Royal Families with sword, spear, shot, pike and bow.
A pay per view competition, globally for all Royal Families for the naming rights, the championship cup and a small percentage of the PPV fees and all the glory you can eat for the victors and a grizzly death for everyone else.
01011@monero.town 4 months ago
Unscripted Royal Rumble?
Might get sued by WWE.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 months ago
You’re onto something