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PSA: The Dangers of The Devil's Lettuce

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does this mean I gain the singing voice of an angel? Seems a fair trade-off potentially.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only one way to find out!

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  • finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Man I tell you hwhat wit da got dang green fresh dry wit quality, an I mean quality, paper whooo ya know wat I'm sayin, man?

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    • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      are you from florida

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      • finitebanjo@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Home is where you make it.

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  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OhmanthatsthatolddevilslettucemanwooootellyouwhathuhhuhirolledmwabigolbluntoncemanbutdadgumthangwaslacedwithacidmandangolLSDmantellyouhhwhatthoughtiwasadadgumtadpolebeinchasedbybigolalligatorsnappinturtleforthreewholedaysmanhuhhuhthatwassomegoodweedtellyouhhwhat

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      boomhauer - rap god

      [Dale Gribble] Lyrics comin’ at ya at super sonic speed

      [Boomhauer] Uh, summa, lumma, dooma, I’m a dang ol’ human, man Boy, I tell ya what, I get a goddang superhuman Innovative and I’m made of dang ol’ rubber So anything you say is ricocheting back at you, man Devastating more than ever demonstrating How to get a dang ol’ audience Of feelin’ like it’s levitating Faded like a farmer’s tan, man, I tell you what Haters gettin worked up, complain hot like propane Boomhauer spittin’ them facts man Spittin’ them rhymes like a dang ol’ tornado Jib-jabber like it just ain’t no thang Why be a god and not a dang ol’ king?

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      • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I didn’t know I needed this until now. Thank you!

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dang ol’

    Also for those that might enjoy there is !kingofthehill@lemmy.world

    !kingofthehill@lemmy.ml

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    • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And adultswim.fan/c/koth

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      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Thanks, updated

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That joint ain’t lasting that long unless you soak it in honey and let it harden in the freezer. Now that’s a long lasting joint

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    • Buffy@libretechni.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How does one do this? Roll it and dip it in honey up to the filter, let the excess drip off and throw that bad boy in the freezer? I’ve often felt like they burn too fast and I’m wasting it.

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      • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        as i recall it was you put a thin line of it on your joint, wrap it in another joint paper, microwave it for just a couple of seconds to let it spread, then freeze. Only thing i really remember is its really important you don’t use processed honey, that shit SHOULD NOT be smoked

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tell me that doesn’t work. Someone tell this person to tell me that doesn’t work. I have been watching MASH the last three days and I know a lot. Does that work though?

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      • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Unfortunately it does and it also makes it delicious

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  • lemmythrowaway597@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every time I make an account people start posting weirdly specific shit. Total coincidence I’m sure.

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    • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m in your walls

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      • fuckyou257@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

    Bass solo

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