They took away his peepee pills because his heart can’t take it.
I feel like a buffet would fix this
Submitted 2 days ago by criss_cross@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
flowers_galore2@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
He has a heart? I thought it is one of those Muskobots with a grok brain, equally racist and moronic?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
First I read Moscowbots, but both makes sense.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I wanna see this used where it’s one of those scenes from an early 2000s where the world passes them by while they stand still. Maybe put him standing there doing nothing on J6th
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Serious question: Why the fuck does he stand like that with his hands turned so his palms are facing backwards and his arms are straight down?
That is physically uncomfortable to do and looks moronic. I can’t imagine him doing this on purpose, but I also can’t see him holding such an unnatural position unconsciously.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
physically uncomfortable
such an unnatural position
Have you considered that he’s been standing with his shoulders rotated forward for most of his life, and that his feeble body falls right into this position, rather than a neutral position where he’d have to expend strength standing up straight with a strong looking torso?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 days ago
hes also wearing shoe lifts which makes stands very awkwardly.
aarch0x40@lemmy.world 2 days ago
First with the tiny penis and then with the premature ejaculation. It was the greatest premature ejaculation ever, received an award for it. Everyone loves his premature ejaculation and micro dick. They can’t stop talking about it, that’s how great it is.
Duranie@leminal.space 2 days ago
Right now I hate that voice in my head that does the real voices.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 days ago
The doctor looked at me with tears in his eyes and said: “You have the tiniest penis that I have examined”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Yeah but what happens when you finish first at the buffet?
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 days ago
what’s the real context?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sorry I’m having a bear of a time finding a better source
dailymail.co.uk/…/man-collapsed-white-house-ozemp…
Pharma rep passes out during presser and the picture happens
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Great idea! Wow
Tm12@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Is it not decorum to keep going until winced over into a napkin? Just me?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Just you.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 2 days ago
This picture says “Some guy is sick, four compassionate people are helping him, and one malignant narcissist with dementia has put his brain on pause until the event that isn’t about him and that doesn’t interest him is over, and everybody’s attention returns to him.”
theneverfox@pawb.social 2 days ago
The crazy thing is, most narcissists would be kneeling down next to him, screaming for help and going “it’s going to be ok buddy, I’ve got you”. It’s such an easy moment to take control of
His brain is just cooked. He’s grumpy because he got woken up and it’s not time for him to talk. He looks pissed
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 days ago
his brain and pants is cooked by cocaine.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Compassionate and capable. Trump is anything but capable.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 2 days ago
I genuinely have no idea how this guy managed to convince so many trumpanzees to vote for him. Like Nancy Pelosi correctly said, he’s a vile creature: even if you somehow agree with his policies, he’s clearly a terminally nasty and mean misanthrope, and someone nobody with any penchant for nice human contacts wants to spend anytime around of. I completely fail to fathom how such a repulsive human being can have such charisma.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Compassionate people is a generous characterization.
Like, they are just slightly lesser assholes.