Slowly dehydrating and shrinking over time while sitting listlessly in the cold…
…laughed at and mocked by passers by…
…eventually to have your aged, mutilated carcass dragged into the street and mercilessly consumed by the neighborhood deer…
Submitted 20 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Slowly dehydrating and shrinking over time while sitting listlessly in the cold…
…laughed at and mocked by passers by…
…eventually to have your aged, mutilated carcass dragged into the street and mercilessly consumed by the neighborhood deer…
I was sure there would be a comment about fucking the pumpkin but this is certainly also something
A Harold meme in the wild in 2025? What a blessed day to be alive!
Yah apparently there are 2 kinds of pumpkins edible and non edible (we use to carve)
I too am immediately eaten by squirrels.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
At least someone put a light inside the pumpkin :(
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Dam bro u gud?