Creative way to advertise your restaurant

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s a local butcher near where I went to community college. Their slogan is “[Name of butcher] you can’t beat our meat!”

  I was sent home for wearing a shirt with their logo and that slogan on it that I’d gotten from the thrift store.

  Sent home.

  From college

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• RaoulDuke@fedia.io ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My gf says small to medium sized boners is enough for her.

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  • Atkat@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m goint to share some truths here, like some detailed scientific truths about all that, and it’a stuff everybody should know. And you can trust me; I’ve been in the business of doing it (er, not the literal “business” of doing it…well not the whole time, anyway) for almost 25 years now.

    Here’s one very valuable thing to know: the average depth of a vaginas around 4-5 inches. If you’re really long, (and even just 6" can be “really long” for shallower vaginal depths) you can easily go too deep during vaginal sex and hit our cervix, which can REALLY hurt.

    One past partner of mine in particular had over 9 inches, and there were a few positions we tried that I coule do with others but we couldn’t do because it just made him hit too deep and it hurt.

    So, more length in inches, even when women think they want that, it’s not necessary after a certain, close to average amount of inches.

    Now, when it comes to girth, that’s a different story. But a bit more on that in a second; I need to explain something about vaginas first:

    So, although the notion that vaginas “loosen” over time with repeated use is a complete myth, a spectrum of natural tightness for vaginas does exist. It relates to female bone structure around the hips and pelvis. The bones can spread/flare out more, or be closer together. A woman with a natural thigh gap, for example, is an example of more far apart bones, meaning less natural tightness in her pussy.

    …which makes it kind of funny that thigh gaps were a beauty trend all women seemed to want for a while. Vindication for any woman reading this that beat herself up back then for failing to develop a thigh gap after trying so hard to. Now you know, not your fault, it was your super tight pussy getting in the way!😉

    Ok, now back to chodes! You see, since some vaginas are naturally less tight, in order to achieve a comparable amount of stimulation to a woman who is tighter, the only statisDick that matters in her case is girth, not length. A 4 inch dick that’s really thick versus a 9 inch dick that isn’t, whem it comes to this woman, the 4 inch would provide better stimulation!

    But don’t despair if yours is not super girthy though, because like I mentioned there are naturally extra tight vaginas out there that an average girth is totally enough for. I should know. 😛

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    • RaoulDuke@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks! Lol my post was intended as a joke, but I definitely appreciate your response. I don’t have a gf, my wife would be upset.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s usually what they say when putting it in their mouth. But they usually prefer larger when engaging in PIV

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She is just trying to make you feel better.

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• Atkat@leminal.space ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was going to say ‘lesbians’ but…this ad is also for a hot dog by the same name, so lesbians might actually love a big boner too, they just won’t know unless they try one, right? Be sure to tell all your lesbian friends that. They might “relish” a big boner in their mouth, afterall.

  Oh but hey, I know who would not love a big boner for sure, no matter how you slice it (though I hope you don’t slice your big boners at all fellas; yikes!). Vegan lesbians! Veganism + Lesbianism = double boner killer. BOOM, solved it.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are there any lesbians who have Never had one in their mouth just to try it out?

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There are girls that do not like big dicks. See big dick problems on Jeff’s forums.

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