Submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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So, here’s the deal… We’ve all been spelling it wrong for this entire time.
In the Gummyverse, the bears really are bear-sized. They’re legit. You wouldn’t want to fight one, no matter how squishy they look. They’re apex in their domains.
But…
What we have been mistakenly calling gummy “worms” are on another level entirely. They are mystic, ancient, and quite eldritch. If you find yourself in the Gummyverse, you do not want to run into these things. They’re not worms.
They’re wyrms.
you want to move around bouncing and jiggling as to not alert shai’gummud
May its passing feed the earth!
The Spice Drops Must Flow
Sour-Hulud
maybe they are gummy waterbears (aka: tardigrades, space fleas, bear animalcule)
Okay now think about the 4ft long gummy snakes
gummyverse
My grandmother is gummy when she takes her teeth out
Okay but the pizzas tho
add sour patch kids and swedish fish into the mix and it gets even weirder
nah tuna are fuckin huge
Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.
the gum is the worm, the worm is the gum.
It’s weird that the documentary never mentioned the giant worms. Conspiracy?
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Avoid the waters near Sweden while in the gummyverse, just trust me.
my dudes these are the only bears we can catch
AlataOrange@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sugar-hulud
Bless the Maker and His sweetness. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I must not get diabeetus.
Diabeetus is the mind-killer.
Diabeetus is the little death that brings foot amputations.
I will face my insulin injection.
I will let it pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the test strip to see my blood-sugar.
Where the diabeetus has gone there will be nothing.
Only Wilford Brimley will remain.