“Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base”

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• fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  we quickly encountered problems in sourcing willing volunteers for our study, however, and the ethics committee was adamant that the use of unwilling volunteers would result in disciplinary action.

  Gold. I’d volunteer 🤤

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  • mental_block@lemmy.wtf ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Farm to ass?

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      …aaaand it’s a tab on Pornhub.

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  • 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me too

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lol @ the one with the tail in the last pic

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This could’ve won an IgNobel if it were real.

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, an IgNobel winner first makes you laugh, than makes you think. This just makes me laugh.

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    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It makes me just think… 🤔😏

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• wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So where’s the market on this one? We going to start seeing these on grocery store shelves or am I going to have to buy this discreetly?

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  • qaz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not sure demand is high enough yet for farm to table. I’m expecting DIY grow at home kits to launch soon though

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  • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Farm to table or farm to anus

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    • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No thanks, I’m not that into farmers.

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• primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m so sad this wasn’t real.

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• espurr@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We are going to have to science the shit out of this one

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m sure if someone was making a real study like this, they would get it accepted somewhere with proper peer review.

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• Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve discovered a fundamental flaw in this study. A few reasons people use carrots is that they are cheap, and they are discreet. Presumably this variant would be significantly more expensive. Also, nobody thinks you’re buying a regular to pleasure yourself, not the cashier, not your wife.

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• mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro what in the “i want to remove my eyes” fuck is that

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  • qaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Innovation

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Endovegephilia is such a cursed word.

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