If your name is Theodore, you could end every conversation with "thanks for coming to my Ted talk"

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• doomcanoe@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fun fact.

  You can do it anyway!

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that… legal?

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • doomcanoe@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      no

      thanks for coming to my Ted talk

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  • ethaver@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I certainly do!

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• ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cringy dads are not human? (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We have evolved beyond merely human.

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• FoxyFerengi@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I changed my name a few years ago and totally missed out on meme potential 😭

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Works for Edward too.

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• bryndos@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If your name is Pilar does that make everything you say into pillow talk?

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You could, but if you were a good person, you wouldn’t.

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