As a human, I wouldn’t want to say it, but as a cringy dad, I would feel compelled.
If your name is Pilar does that make everything you say into pillow talk?
If your name is Theodore, you could end every conversation with "thanks for coming to my Ted talk"
Submitted 6 months ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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bryndos@fedia.io 6 months ago
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 months ago
Works for Edward too.
doomcanoe@piefed.social 6 months ago
Fun fact.
You can do it anyway!
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Is that… legal?
doomcanoe@piefed.social 6 months ago
no
thanks for coming to my Ted talk
ethaver@kbin.earth 6 months ago
I certainly do!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 6 months ago
Cringy dads are not human? (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
We have evolved beyond merely human.
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 6 months ago
I changed my name a few years ago and totally missed out on meme potential 😭
spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You could, but if you were a good person, you wouldn’t.