Husband material

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• Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Id fall for anyone doing this to me

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wanna be my Mater?

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Git ‘er done!

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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  • toeblast96@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    whats 9+5

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      that’d be 13, duh

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      95, hell yeah, baby, that’s Lightning’s number from the movie Cars, cuz you’re MyQueen, KACHOW!!!

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)

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• IzzyJ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I want what she has

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    KaCiao 🏎️

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• notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We call each other “baby love” sometimes, because we saw a guy on 90 day fiance call their partner that and it was so cringe-inducing that we started saying it ironically. Somewhere down the line that irony kinda faded though…

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  • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I did too and then I had an SO tell me they liked it, so I tried to get used to it because I wanted to do so for them. Now it’s second nature and I don’t think twice or get that weird awkward cringe feeling when I say it anymore.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I cringe harder at people saying “daddy” during coitus.

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    • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wait. Is that something that actually happens? I thought it was a porn thing. I’m not from an English speaking country so it doesn’t happen here

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• YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn🥺

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