Etsy Curse

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• salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Omg its a real article: archive link

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  • Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So it indeed worked? Can we have the etsy profile kf that witch? She sure will be rich with this big fat advertisement.

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    • sus@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They got multiple different witches to cast multiple curses, but the one specifically called “POWERFUL HEX SPELL” with 2-3 weeks delay seems to be this one by “UrsulaSpells”: etsy.com/…/powerful-hex-spell-direct-energy-focus…

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  • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is incredible.

    I was right to respect witches.

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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy fuck. Do I need to apologize to all my friends who say shit like “I’m a witch” for mercilessly making fun of them now?

    I won’t but like, should I?

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It depends, do you like having toes that aren’t crying teething babies ?
      I suggest you brush on your cunninglinguism

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a must read piece of article as it tell you the lore of the assassination that mainstream news will not tell. It’s the work of Claire, alongside the Swifty, which make the hex so strong his head got bigger.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What are the tariffs on those now, though? It may be cheaper to buy domestic curses.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.

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• lorski@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  wow. i have some work for these witches.

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• pebbles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is my favorite one yet

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• marighost@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those witches are gonna get a lot more business...

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• antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The witch in question:The character Lynette from the series Strike Witches, taking aim with a sniper rifle.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t argue with the results

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well what a way to find out witchcraft is real.

  Good work Witches, keep it up!

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Considering how effective they were, I might be uncharacteristically open to the idea of magic just long enough to hire one. There’s a tip line open for anyone who knows about the shooter so, once the witch tells me who did it, I’ll pass that verified and legit info to the authorities. Gotta try to help in any way I can even if I somehow end up being wrong.

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