Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.
Etsy Curse
Submitted 3 weeks ago by sus@programming.dev to [deleted]
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
crank0271@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What are the tariffs on those now, though? It may be cheaper to buy domestic curses.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.
lorski@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
wow. i have some work for these witches.
pebbles@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This is my favorite one yet
marighost@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Those witches are gonna get a lot more business...
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
The witch in question:The character Lynette from the series Strike Witches, taking aim with a sniper rifle.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Can’t argue with the results
dumbass@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Well what a way to find out witchcraft is real.
Good work Witches, keep it up!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Considering how effective they were, I might be uncharacteristically open to the idea of magic just long enough to hire one. There’s a tip line open for anyone who knows about the shooter so, once the witch tells me who did it, I’ll pass that verified and legit info to the authorities. Gotta try to help in any way I can even if I somehow end up being wrong.
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Omg its a real article: archive link
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So it indeed worked? Can we have the etsy profile kf that witch? She sure will be rich with this big fat advertisement.
sus@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
They got multiple different witches to cast multiple curses, but the one specifically called “POWERFUL HEX SPELL” with 2-3 weeks delay seems to be this one by “UrsulaSpells”: etsy.com/…/powerful-hex-spell-direct-energy-focus…
Stovetop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is incredible.
I was right to respect witches.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Holy fuck. Do I need to apologize to all my friends who say shit like “I’m a witch” for mercilessly making fun of them now?
I won’t but like, should I?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
It depends, do you like having toes that aren’t crying teething babies ?
I suggest you brush on your cunninglinguism
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This is a must read piece of article as it tell you the lore of the assassination that mainstream news will not tell. It’s the work of Claire, alongside the Swifty, which make the hex so strong his head got bigger.