NOW I will! That’s hot as hell.
Do you ever picture your grandma in heaven watched over you as you’re getting spit roasted by two Grindr randoms?
Submitted 6 months ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Gotta keep grandma entertained in the afterlife. I’m sure playing the harp and praising the lord every day can get boring after a while.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Never has a username been so appropriate for the type of question.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shouldn’t your responses all be blank?
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It is “No-Ne”, not none.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 months ago
As an asexual atheist with both grandmothers still alive, I can’t say I ever have, no. Were those things not the case, I’d say anything they saw would be down to them using their ghost powers to violate my privacy anyway.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 months ago
No.
Because despite my best efforts, I have not found 2 people down to spit-roast me.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Me neither 😞
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well all you two need is each other, and like…8 more guys.
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
That sounds pretty gay to be honest.