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Do you ever picture your grandma in heaven watched over you as you’re getting spit roasted by two Grindr randoms?

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No.

    Because despite my best efforts, I have not found 2 people down to spit-roast me.

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    • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Me neither 😞

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well all you two need is each other, and like…8 more guys.

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As an asexual atheist with both grandmothers still alive, I can’t say I ever have, no. Were those things not the case, I’d say anything they saw would be down to them using their ghost powers to violate my privacy anyway.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gotta keep grandma entertained in the afterlife. I’m sure playing the harp and praising the lord every day can get boring after a while.

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  • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Never has a username been so appropriate for the type of question.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Shouldn’t your responses all be blank?

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      • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It is “No-Ne”, not none.

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  • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That sounds pretty gay to be honest.

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    NOW I will! That’s hot as hell.

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  • fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My grandmother? No.

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