Why you should know: a number of reasons. My boss used to throw bologna slices at moving vehicles either as a prank or out of road rage. What made me think you should know is an incident that happened to a friend the other day where they saw an ex’s car following them. That could be a subtle way to mark dangerous cars to alert others of stalkers or other such dangerous people.
Protip. Eat the bologna. Use brake fluid if you want to ruin car paint. It’s hard tonwash off without solvent and it will dissolve clear coats, paint and fog glass.
PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Did he have a road rage cooler all ready? Were they pre-sliced and ready to go for this occasion? Would he go to the grocery store and pick up some road bologna?
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Didn’t your parents teach you to never leave the house without your pocket bologna? sheesh
AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
never leave home without your lunchables
or your dinnerables, for that matter. not sure about breakfastables or second breakfastables though
roofuskit@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Always remember to separate from your pocket sand.
AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
so what was the job? if your boss had time to whip lunchmeat at moving vehicles… what was he paying you to do?
bizzle@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I assume he always has a road sandwich and just pulls a piece off
AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
This is my thought too, did he just have them on hand and ready all the time?
Or were they like…sour smelling slices he kept in a weird tupperware on the passenger seat.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The boss is a bologna elemental meat golem.