You were also able to type out a message and send it using a single hand, you only needed to recharge the phone once a week, and it didn’t shatter like an icicle if you so much as sneezed at it, it was cheap and it didn’t spy on you. Smart phones is the dumbest thing that happened to humanity.
This was a big deal. You could play a game on your cell phone
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tomiant@programming.dev 13 hours ago
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Once a week? Those things could go pretty much forever on a single charge so long as you weren’t making calls, even with batteries that had a tiny fraction of modern capacity due to their simple hardware.
Nowadays even a completely idle smartphone on extreme power saving mode is lucky to last a couple of days, especially if you don’t/can’t disable the vendor-mandated bloatware that periodically wakes it up to phone home. When used regularly, it’s not uncommon for a phone to drain within a single day.
Sometimes I miss the simple, rugged designs - right up until I remember how much better smartphones are at literally everything else. Still wish companies would get the memo and focus on bigger batteries rather than smaller phones, though.
SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de 6 hours ago
The fucking battery is almost empty after just three days! Just because I played Snake every break.
baggins@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
This is what they took from us.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
How dare they!
nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Snake > Snake 2
Grimy@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I remember paying 3$ for a ringtone
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I remember ringback tones. When you wanted to inflict your music tastes on literally anyone who called you.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I remember reading sketchy guides on how to add custom ringtones without needing to pay for the privilege. Arbitrary restrictions on user folder access predate Android.
JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
I remember putting .jar (I think) games on my flip phone, when I discovered that it was like a whole new world. Sd card loaded with as many games I could find haha
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Bring-ding-ding-ding
Bring-ding-ding-ding
Baaa-ba-ba-Bowaaaaar
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
I remember making my own ringtone on the Nokia
voodooattack@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I still have one of these somewhere. It didn’t break but the charger did
Wolf314159@startrek.website 17 hours ago
I used to playing games on my calculator. I suppose you still can, but I used to do it. I remember I had RISK on my TI-89, but the games on my TI-82 were on par with the version of snake shown in the post.
tomiant@programming.dev 13 hours ago
Aye, it be true. It done been like the man say’th!
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Mistakes were made along the way.
CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Everyone Nokia user knows that Space Impact was a better game than Snake
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Later on I got a phone with Bounce, now that was the tits
Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Snake > Space Impact > Bounce
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
There were at least two different versions of it. The one where the second and third level are in the space ship (not on some sort of a bouncy rover thing) is the jam
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I used to code ringtones into peoples phones in exchange for cigarettes.
Last Resort by Papa Roach was most popular followed by Better Off Alone by DJ Sammy, because they both sounded killer in twangy Nokia synth.
wunami@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Better Off Alone was by Alice Deejay.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Shit why am I thinking DJ Sammy? Old man moment
Sabata11792@ani.social 15 hours ago
Now cell phone games play you.
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
And you could use the IR blaster to play multiplayer games.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
I’m tired of the smart phones and their addictive games and whistles, just give me a phone that only does call not that “texting” BS and only one ring you cannot change !
Stitch0815@feddit.org 10 hours ago
Stuff like that exist more or less i don’t know if there is a phone that can’t even send SMS but there are phones with e-ink displays only doing calls sms and caleder.
You could also install a launcher on any android device that mimiks this
jim3692@discuss.online 17 hours ago
It was so sad you could not watch a 30 seconds ad to revive back then. No cosmetics to buy, nothing. Just an ugly snake running around.
/s
TheEntity@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
What are you talking about? Ringtones were the original paid cosmetics!
Thrife@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Ringtones and these Logo banners!
jim3692@discuss.online 17 hours ago
Could you get ringtones on Nokia 3210/3310 ?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Excellent point about ads. Yes I still remember when every internet site DID NOT have advertising
jim3692@discuss.online 15 hours ago
Back then, websites didn’t need to show ads. They just distributed adware. Those days are long gone…
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icelimit@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
There was a time when websites had hours.
CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
If you want free games with minimal functionality there is always f-droid.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Actually, Nokia’s first Java phone, 3410 (the one on the right except with a different key layout) featured a store with downloadable games, ringtones, screensavers, picture messages etc. Czech provider Eurotel distributed the first 3D Java game Munkiki’s Castles as a loss leader, and Space Impact had downloadable missions.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 17 hours ago
I used to work for a J2ME mobile games developer. Fun times but it was wild west. They didn’t properly standardize the API so each mobile phone had its own glitches, incompatibilities and extra APIs and the emulatos were not very accurate either. That meant we basically had to have pretty much all phones there to test the games.
danc4498@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
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