Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids

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• antsu@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  British Mastodon user.

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The more beans you give me, the better I toot!

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  • mondomon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I bet you call, and it’s just a British dude that says something then farts into the phone.

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s wrong with a British horn player?

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  • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    wrong “horn” tooting?

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• optissima@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If the voicemail was just a fart I’d be elated

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  • Luouth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A fart with elocution lessons

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I guess you have to advertise in the local tongue. Should probably say English Toodah.

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  • darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    512 area code is Austin not Boston.

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, Boston is 01205.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Toot on son, toot on

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• Luouth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’re actually advertising to sell a Vauxhall Astra

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