I demand my royalties!
The two types of people
Submitted 3 weeks ago by TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz
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yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
I demand scones for the sconethrone.
yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Actually, I wouldn’t even be mad about it… I doubt this post would give much royalties otherwise
DivineDev@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Plenty of time for both
Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
The first question, what would you as a blind Tiger do?
kureta@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Yeah, the least believable part of some human transforming into an invisible tiger at will is them being able to see while in the invisible-tiger form. Doesn’t make any physical sense…
Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
A Lot of supposed Superpowers dont physical sense. Eg, capable to stop the time, a great superpower in some movies, the reallity is, you would survive it not even some seconds. If the time stops, all materia, even atoms become inmovil, means, you can’t even breath and you die frozen at 0 Kelvin before you can say “shit…”. Nice an skeleton of Andamantiom, indestructible, but the pass port to an conyinuos blood transfusuion, because of the lack of bone marrow in a metal bone. Same with most other Avengers and Superheroes which are violating any physical law. Well, maybe Batman…
GuillaumeGus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
You can still smell!
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
do tigers not have whiskers like other cat-type creatures?
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 weeks ago
They do, but they are vestigial organs that aren’t used any longer. Contemporary tigers use LIDAR to detect movement.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
“I Transformed Into An Invisible Tiger And Began Killing Billionaires” - A cat-and-mouse Death Note style detective anime about a college freshman communist tech nerd who miraculously gains the ability to transform into an invisible tiger and uses his leet Linux hacking skills to track down billionaire targets. At first the supernatural crimes are easy to carry out, but the billionaires soon start to develop bunkers and defense systems against the mysterious threat. But when the killer discovers that a prodigy medical genius has acquired the same power, and intends to unveil their research on it to earn a Nobel Prize - that’s when things really start to get complicated.
DM me for my Venmo info for any royalties thank you
galmuth@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
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ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Can I turn back again?
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Right the same rich that are shuttering universities are gonna let that research happen.
Maybe DARPA but Harvard gonna be peddling “Economics 101: The Art of the Deal” and “American Lit 302: The Art of The Deal” and “Calculus 3: The Art of the Deal”.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What are they going to do to stop them… fight the invisible tigers?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Invisibility is all about bending and absorbing light/energy. Sounds simple
iii@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Just avoid being hit by photons
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I would be so happy to fuck off to somewhere, where humans won’t bother me. But first, someone is getting a very special alarm clock in the morning.
Wroaw!
plyth@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
There are more than two types. There is the silent majority. What would they do?
iii@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Watch the mandelorian
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The difference between science and fucking around is writing shit down, right? So let’s take notes while we, as invisible tigers, eat the rich. For posterity, if nothing else.
iii@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
The difference is also applying the scientific method.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i am not randomly selecting. some of them are mealy
konalt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My favourite comment on that post was “probably tranform into an invisible tiger”
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
You never know until you try.