I had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stress

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
  “What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?”

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and I’ll notify the chef of your hog preferences”

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  • Iceman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Experienced and ribbed for your pleasure.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    LOL. It would be my luck to be “serviced” by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gladly. :)

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  what kind of staff? I like a good wizard staff personally

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